Its for real

It’s that time of year. The selection of Miss Hazzard 2013.

Without drawing this out , this is a big deal for the right gal.

Now before any of ya’ll think its all bikini’s ya’ll think again.

We are not going that way. We’re looking for scrumptious legs , cute bodies and great Southern style sunshine smiles. Heck ya’ll don’t even need to be blonde. But ya’ll need to be at least 18 years old verifiable, with legal ID to enter the contest.

If ya’ll win, ya’ll walk out with $150,k , and a bunch of prizes, along with helping us in the Hazzard County Knytes9aka Knytes-of-Anarchy) preserve and keep alive all things Southern and Confederate and most importantly Hazzard County and The Dukes-of-Hazzard.

The formal pageant will happen in February 2013, in Burley Idaho, at the Cox Event Center.

Think ya’ll can handle it? Then send us a good, full jpg style pic, and we’ll give you more detailed information.

Motel HQ is the Burley Best Western here in Burley.

It is indeed>>>project.

Deadline for entries is December 20th 2012.

L8R Ya’ll

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The enraged colonists were mad.
--CJ's US History Work

1 Peter 5:8-9“Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

I think someone shot em selves in the foot

Ever think that KMVT shot em selves in the foot?

When the locally skewed conglomerate ch-11 is, when the same TV station group runs two newscasts within a half hour of each other that is as skewed as 11 is, any way. Why would anyone watch both?

Get a grip on this; The 11 group owns both the FoX affiliate station here as well as their staple. Now at 21:00 hours, the 11 group runs what they try really hard to be a hip-er newscast on the FoX channel. Then at 22:00 they run their regular news cast. Trouble is, it’s the same trash they ran at 21:00 hours. For me I catch 11’s news, see whatever is interesting in the immediate area. Then for a real newscast , I turn to either KSAW or KTVB. Watch theirs to get the serious news of the day.

It’d be interesting to see the viewer numbers there between both their Fox and KMVT newscast.

Then review the viewer numbers for the two Boise stations to see if both do any better?

No common sense used there, but who am I to question? After all I only am a radio guy.

Got a great infusion of money in from SAMCRO today. Seems as though both HCC and Dixie-A1 Toewing will be getting greener in all ways. I knew it only would take time a methodical thought to get there.

Ever be in the presence of someone else doing a repair job, to the point ya’ll get so frustrated that all ya’ll want to do, is just say, “damn it get out of the way and let someone who knows do it”?

I saw a trainee today doing a simple brake job, and granted he is training, but I got so miffed that all I wanted to do is push him aside and get it done.

Okay I’m not patient, and no not in all things a good teacher. Thing is the trainee claimed to be knowledgeable and yet couldn’t do a drum brake R&R.

Oh well, guess the old thought of real male is going the way of the 10 cent soda and analog TV.

Then I saw a posting on one of my groups on FaceBook. The question I posted and could still use help on is how to rid myself of all these damn flies that invaded my domicile. The comment of a poster? That was cute. Cute? Bullshit, I was looking for input, not just a drive by ain’t that cute?

Yankees , its tuff dealing with a primate population. Lets get back to being Genuine Confederate American males that can at least do guy traditional male oriented tasks, and engage in intelligent thought patterns.

Until L8R

 

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A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.
--Robert Burton

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Being kind creates a need to attempt some fence mending

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So there I was lusting after a possible candidate for a photo spread for HazzardAyre, when I bumped into the editor and chief of The Mini Cassia Voice, newspaper.

Now the thing is when I met this establishment nearly at the point of arrival a few years ago, to Mini Cassia Idaho, and attempted to bring to light a column in there featuring us who are on the wyld side that ride on Two Wheels, her instant response was no But Heck No. Okay this turned the heat up on us here at HazzardAyre a bit to get into print.

Over this period of time, I have seen some things there and with us as well that might suggest, that SAMCRO MC Idaho Charter / Burley Sub-Charter, and The Voice to maybe bring at least a truce and work together.

There are many here in this farm town that does not want ANY growth and least of which the kind of growth that the Twin Falls area is enjoying.

In the same lane, Burley is growing. Consider that there will soon be a Denny’s Restaurant here in Burley, yum, Moon over Myyummy . Remember here while this new addition to our area is through two local investors, the franchise, was granted because for as many years since 2005 SAMCRO MC, made noise both in Pocatello as well as Salt Lake City, that to get Denny’s food we had to drive considerable distances. Now then while still in some discussion, the entire Snake River Mall, is soon going to become what will known as the Mountain West Biker Emporium. Which will be a full line Harley Davidson Dealership, beyond that a full line Biker clothing store, biker café, Biker beer bar, tattoo shop, etc. With yes a slightly smaller version of Hazzard County Choppers(US) as well as our larger custom road bike shop on east main where the old Sound Company was.

With that said, the fact is I’m getting feelings of remaining on station here, for at least the next 2 to 5 years to see what kind yield we get as both a club as well as my company will get, from these planted seeds.

But that being what it is, I think both SAMCRO as well as HCC/Dixie-A1 Toewing can benefit with maybe some hand off’s as well as maybe the Voice giving us ink, and us giving them some tips on news stories and content that HazzardAyre does not publish.

So how about it Mini Cassia Voice want to bury the axe and work together?

Okay then, saw that even though Halloween is just about here, Wal-Mart is rolling out Christmas. Seems we’ll be seeing Christmas catalogs in June, in coming years.

FYI , caught a virus of some sort, that blew the bridge out of my Internet Explorer-9 . If I try to load a page or web site there it takes forever. However downloaded Google Chrome and all works good. So got a feller from Twinky Flatts coming over to do some geeky duties.

Last, if you do download a trial version of AVG Pro, don’t use it.

It downloads a Gremlin, that causes your computer to crash.

The Post-Office, County Commissioners and 911, that in my next report.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten
--Robert Fulghum

Ephesians 2:8-9“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Internet security is a pain

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Ever forget your password or passwords? Due to the pirate ways of hackers a cyber bandits, one can’t have just one. But if you forget even one it’s a pain in the 6 just to try and recover your account.

Microshits is the worst of the bunch, oh yes its iron clad but damn it’s a bear.

Now to something else, and why. I downloaded a trial version of AVG, usually no biggy, except, when I tried to scan my NEW DELL , the AVG program was dumping memory, about to crash. Fortunately I made a recovery disc, all was saved except one, my email password. Likewise IE-9. Really? All this upgrading and this is what happens?

So installed Chrome and as long as I use Chrome all works, no chrome it takes longer than dial up to load anything and forget YouTube.

Much going on, chat with ya’ll Tuesday.

L8R

 

Quote of the Day:
No mind is thoroughly well-organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Ephesians 2:8-9“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Must have taken the yearly shit

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So decided to go on air, but my YouTube puked. Rapid fix? I Don’t think so.

My computer? Don’t think so.

I’m seeing shit all over the place about the new Windows-8, shit Windows XP, worked better , had more stability, shit Microshit should have stayed with that and refined that, not build a new os. So we were off the air. But not for long, I am hauling to Twin Falls to snag some music from Hastings. The bottom line, with music, ya’ll have to buy it.

Of Course I think too is it just me or did YouTube shit?

For Your Info, what happens is , I click on YouTube, get their title page, but click on a video and get nothing but computer code, with no sound , nothing.

So I checked all my audio and video inputs, not my system. So is there a fly in the soup at Google and YouTube, is it that my pipeline is nearly frozen ? If every other place is firing on all 8 cylinders it would seem its YouTube, so I ask , Somebody who can get in, tell YouTube something is screwed up.

Most of Google's products work like perfect most of the time, but every once in awhile, seems one of their services or servers takes a dump. Time to reboot.

So if ya’ll wondered where HazzardAyre was last night, now you know.

I ask my media friends at KTVB and KMVT, do you know of a problem with YouTube? If so how about letting the rest of us simpletons know about it. If not, hey there’s a story. Did something put the brakes on YouTube and make it throw up? We’ll look into it, and report .

After all who else cares more than HazzardAyre?

As I close, do flies hibernate? If so when?

L8R

Quote of the Day:
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
--Julie Andrews

2 Timothy 3:16-17“All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the servant of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Operation Repo

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Have you ever tuned into this show, on TruTV, called “Operation Repo”?

First of all, are all these So Cal Latino’s that fat, whew! Look at this fat swine>>> Would you smartly put this big pig on TV? Even to gather some smidge of ratings leverage? I look at these shows that are obviously are staged and scripted, shit go to a real repo, the last thing you have is a damn camera crew there , you want to get in and out of there as quick as possible. You don’t worry about keys, you can use the master set back at the office. You get out of there.

But while it may be a ratings sweep can TruTV do something else. Like say REAL TOW, showing the real world of towing? Not this BS.

So to TruTV, hey get rid of>>> By the way as it looks, the California license plates, are expired.

It is ratings time on TV, many shows made it to the final cut, more over the ones that should remain, blew a tire, the ones that should have been junked aren’t. Makes wonder what narcotics those execs at the networks are taking. They all say they listen to their viewers, in reality, as long as those interns and all make it to network studios drinking their lattés , they don’t care what ya’ll wanna watch, its how much a TV show will make in ad revenue. 

If the producers of these types of TV, since the studios are too damn tight with their cash stash, to produce quality TV dramas need to do this in your face on and off street TV, how about doing it real?

Have a REAL toewer inside the studio and in the truck, hey got an idea, that in my next entry.

Watching South Beach Tow, I want to see these kinds of hotties in my area of Idaho. Hell we could make a trade off deal.

Keep your wheels earning

L8R Ya’ll

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The easiest thing to find is fault.
--Anonymous

Ephesians 5:19-20“speaking to one another with psalms, hymns, and songs from the Spirit. Sing and make music from your heart to the Lord, always giving thanks to God the Father for everything, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Lack of motivation on Monday’s

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Who invented Monday’s? We all wake up or partly sit up ready to hammer out a day and yet the motivation to go into battle in the rural jungle gives way to sit back , take a nap, bust ass on Tuesday, after many have recovered completed from the Weekends drunk, escapades.

So this was I. Alarm went off at 05:00 , I rolled over , hit the snooze button, when it went off again, turned the damn thing off rolled over and went back to dreaming of my next door neighbor.

Something happens when a touch and I mean a very slight touch at that, but a touch any way happens. All you want to do is soak it up, as ya’ll never know when you’ll feel it again.

Luxury and pride, was a staple in my life, up until Mom passed away.

Up to that fatal day in March of 1983, I had the very best of everything. Then a County assessor, realtor and the original Montgomery Foundation bean counter decided to get greedy. So things got placed in my path that encouraged me to move to Boise. I did. Tired of then of the bigger city, moved to Pocatello. Stayed there only out of duty to my Son, By then Big Skipper resigned from the bean counter spot, and Cousin Bud got into it. Cousin Bud over the years ran the Montgomery Foundation into the ground except for AyreWolf Aviation, and only AyreWolf survived because 2nd Cousin Gordon, was in charge of that .

Then in 1992 Bud invested the greater part of liquid assets of the Montgomery Foundation into a thing called Metro Securities a big conglomerate based in Portland Oregon and Seattle Washington. When a few execs in Metro got caught with their pudgy fingers in the frosting bowl, many including the Montgomery Foundation lost mega millions of dollars when Metro fell under Federal Bankruptcy. Although we get paid back , about $5,000.00 every year its interest payments. The full amount is due in 2015, somewhere . Something in the line of $235, million. Is our due. When that hits, its finish the buy of KBAR in Burley, and so on.

Sorry did not want to take you down the entire road there just to point out a thing. That even the most noble of people like the Foundation’s bean counters, when looking at a pile of cash can be tempted and act rather carelessly and recklessly with that cash, which is why I get nurvious with this gal doing bean counting and distribution of my SSA funds. Which is only good for another month or two. Charley is on board, just waiting to get me a place in Twin, so he can have a more active role in my operations.

Before I go here. Want to say thank you to my current bean counter Rebecca Boston, of CTR Payee Services, in Blackfoot. She on her way to Nevada last week brought down my check which got sent back to her because the idiotic Post Office of Burley and County P&Z couldn’t agree on where my address is.

More on that later.

I’ll be reporting on this on my radio show overnight. Yes HazzardAyre goes back on overnight.

Just hope Ms. Boston sends out the remainder of my funds today, to my buddy Todd, so I have the last big rush of the year.

Oh and yes , as of November , it’s been one year since I signed on with CTR.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
--G.K. Chesterton

Proverbs 15:23“A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

FaceBook a stop on the Cyber Highway that’s still under construction

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Did somebody forget to tell FaceBook creator Mark Zuckerburg that people want things forwarded to their personal email that directly impacts them. Not all postings that stumble on my page or my FaceBook addy. I don’t care if an acquaintance has a date with some dude. Or that some Dukes fan recommends a site, Hong Kong phooey, unless its something directly dealing with the club, or my business or a really dear friend, DON’T SEND IT TO ME !!! Shit, there ought to be some common sense applied to technological computer things.

FaceBook could customize this, just as Google , did with Gmail. Gmail, gives you the option, to bookmark or tag the emails important to you, the rest is simply tagged Everything Else. Speaking of Google. My champions above it all. There’s an ad being ran by Microsoft to get you to use their search engine, BING. Microsoft says , there’s no difference and all between the two products. Byte my ass.

Google not only gives us search that’s right on the mark, but everything from Blogger, to Gmail, to YouTube. BING can’t offer that. Microsoft does have some good products still, but my advice to Microsoft don’t compare yourself to Google.

Okay then, need to do a question to ya’ll, if you had a neighbor who dressed rather racy over and above normal going to bars, and you had suspicions that she is a call girl, would you know it? If you did , would you report her? Or give her credit and thank her for providing a service especially if ya’ll might want that service?

Moved here to a complex also owned by those who own my old place up east here in Burley. There was a gal who dressed super hot that drove a modest Grand Prix. Her work hours were night time. Cover story she worked up yonder at a tater processor. But rarely ventured out during the day. No biggy hell I sleep til noon if I can get away with it. until the damn flies start dive bombing. The worlds oldest profession to me is noble. Give guys what we need the most without games at a reasonable price.

Kinda like Madam Mabel and her mobile shack. Her business was great to those who needed to do the natural naughty, but had no ability to attract someone for something more meaningful. Now many would say, but what about love and relationship? Ever try to snag the attention, of a gal at a bar , there by yourself? Walk in with one of two things or together, the smell of a female from the right place and/or a hot looking gal, and you’ll be getting more looks than you could imagine. So how do you get that hot gal to go out with you as your wing woman without connection problems, hire a call girl.

But what if your neighbor is a call girl? Would you report her, or hire her?

In closing as Social Connections, the movie, is on TV , its just days away from the launch of KDXB FM online and over the air.

For the love of a shower and E.B. SLEDGE.

Next Time Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a good discussion.
--G.K. Chesterton

Proverbs 15:23“A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Fall is upon us some things never change

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Seems as though that as much as things change the more they remain the same. Then there are the trend setters and the trend followers.

If someone has the best idea some will try to duplicate it or follow it.

From the Dukes to aghast reality TV.

The Dukes of Hazzard hit the mark about the send episode. Many believe the series should have held the more raunchy spiced pathway the show set. More in the lines of Gator or such, before they melted it down a bit for the tween crowd. Although not spanking the family feel good TV thing, but putting something a bit tangy as well as twangy might have a better way to roll. But hey who argues with success? Except you get all too many trying to follow the characters. In this I’m most likely am the most guilty, except there were all too many similarities between myself and Ben Jones who played Cooter on the series. There have been two other Cooters before. One in the Movie with Jessica Simpson, the other in Dukes the beginnings. However the difference? I really do drive and own tow trucks, and two live in a reality rural town and three, shadetree hot rod shop here in the kountry, that is REALLY called the Hazzard County Garage. Once I was tagged as Cooter, by my peers hey who should argue?

Of course it’s a shame that trend followers trash the original image and perceptions. There are so many who go online with FaceBook amongst others saying they’re Luke Duke or some celebrity, when in fact they are not that celebrity. Which leads all too many fans to follow them only to become disappointed when they discover the results . Of course there are those that for the love and ratings, more over wealth drop into the copy pit.

Case-n-Point.

The Disney Channel part of ABC in fact owners of ABC, decided to throw a gig for a Shake-it-up Dance Off. A reality show, that mimicked American Idol and America’s Got Talent. I had thought that the Disney Channel had enough great shows that they would not have to dredge the bottom of the creek, just to get viewers. Something is wrong there and someone with more power and all than I needs to tell Disney, go back to the original platform of the Disney channel and stay that way. Not cave to the all too much reality parade that all too many networks follow.

Much more to report, but mind is tyred so hitting the rack.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
--John Calvin Coolidge

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