Monday, June 26, 2017

And just what would you do if you got it?

Every day when I open my fb newsfeed I see posts from my favorite pages and groups, mostly ours in the Knytes, as well as a few others. One in particular is Nylon and Pantyhose Lovers. No one that has known me for very long and those who have known me for at least since I was 8 years old, from what ever stimuli that created it, but knows a gal in nylons, has my full and sincerest attention. So its nothing unusual that I would like that page/group. With that said, and I have known 3 women in my life that have gave me unbridled access to the source of that desire. Chronologicly it goes, Robin Whittaker Miss Dixie Diesel 1993, Monkee, and Erin aka Nurse GoodBody. Outside of those while I have accessed toes in hose, it was with a bunch of talk and gazzillion questions first. The first 3, said , " If you can stand the aroma have at it." Which brings us back to point. On the fb page that deals with the subject matter, there is always a bunch of scoundrels that say , " Oh how I'd like to bury my face in those peds." or some such , to which I was asked by one of my crew, " What would YOU do, if some aspiring lady talent that is auditioning for a spot on the 2018 Hazzard Choppers Calendar and accompanying video, just said to you, hey just plant your face between my feet, tongue bathe my toes in those hose as much as you want." I really was taken back a bit, and really did not know how to answer the question. For sure if the condition of the situation would truly occur my mind would have been convinced that I'd died and went to Rode Babe Heaven, second if there was a taste, I'd still not believe it. To be honest, the only other lady that allowed me to explore that fantasy, was a gal named Debbie, from Clearfield Utah, that was between Monkee and Merdieth . Not only did Debbie make sure I got my fill of her peds in nylons, she damn well made sure that I caught the aromas, from crotch and other parts also encased in those prick traps, made out of thin synthetic fiber. 
The origination of taking the idea of filling a fantasy into something constructive, hit in 1980, when after LexiBelle was purchased and then of course MY General Lee, was when it came to doing a TV ad, for then KMVT-11 Twin Falls, in the thought of supporting the station that aired the Dukes, each week, in its original network run. 
The ad idea came from three places, one from a plumbing contractor out of Boise that showed the plumber kissing a old rich broads hand, the second from reading a phone book ad from the Star Garage, Star Valley Wyoming, which went, we don't want your arms and legs, just your toews. The first time I saw the word scrunched together, and the third inspiration, point being: Cinderella and the Pransome Hince putting the glass slipper on Cinderella at the proverbial ball. So I was conceiving the idea, of our TV ad for everything Hazzard County Garage, and thought hmmm, maybe have sweet Daisy, breaks down in her Jeep, here comes ye ole me Crazy Cooter, to the rescue, while I unload the Jeep at the Duke Farm, Daisy climbs on the dolly wheels of LexiBelle, and I kiss her toes. With the slogan, we love toews. Meaning no matter weather or hour we love to tow. Okay then. The nylon thing, is a throwback to the censors at CBS. During the production of the network run of the Dukes, there was no room in the censors playbook of having those shorts and her medium length legs being bare. So the kick was she had to at least wear nylons. Which satisfied the censors. As long as Cathy had her nylons on it was good to go. So as a tribute, we as a company and just about all that followed, the model talent just had to have curvy legs, feet not much bigger than size 6 and toes that were dainty. The absolute, she had to wear nylons. 
However this is not the end of this point. I found that for women not accustomed to this, thought a guy smooching her toes in nylons was a bit out in left field, more over extremely strange, until that is they experienced it, and my the attitude changed. Considering every nerve of the body culminates in the feet. Satisfy her feet and toes and she'll give you more passion than you can imagine. Now not all women are not into fetishes such as that nor foot worship, however once its tried , they like.
For guys, there is something that goes extremely wild just of the slight musky scent of her feet and toes especially in the silky texture of nylons of any kind. 
With that said, to date and for many guys I don't think they would fully grasp it as reality if some gal just said, " Hey you like , lap it up as much as you want." 
Okay then; Did a switcheroo between my laptop and old Bessie via my internet connection. The exchange was good as I changed and updated my pwords and all, trouble is Bessie no problem switching, laptop didn't stomache it well. 
So to close this morning, if you got an invite from some hot honey, that said, have your fill of anything on the foreplay menu, Just what would you do if you got it? 
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Monday, August 22, 2016

I guess somebody forgot to tell these smucks our content is original.

For Heavens Sake Google and others we already own the copyrights to our blog and music content. Considering that the Knytes-of-Dixie pays out just over a quarter of a million dollars a year to AFTRA, BMI SAG and other type agencies and clearing houses you'd think that them near colloege kids in Mountain View California would get the idea. However when I called up this blogs pic this is what I got
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 or this 
 which is the original . So I thumbed down to the HELP section and it gave instructions to go to the feedback page, So I did. When I tried to get to the send screenshot part, I got a directive to go to the legal section. Finally I gave up. Now you'd think with me having 101 blogs on Google's Blogger that I might get some attention. But I guess those college boys are having sex with the interns and sleeping of a college party from the weekend. 
The fact that no one really owns their content on Blogger, YouTube even Facebook is one thing. After all you might have created it, but because its free, the exchange is, they own your page or blogs. We'll be talking on this , this afternoon on my show.
We'll also be chatting about how Wal-Mart and McDonalds is going into the toilet, seems as though neither of these mammoth companies have enough horsepower to hire , pay decent and retain good employees. We'll be looking at how our good friend and executive President of the Knytes, Ben Jones has become so enraged at operations of this nation, and frustrated about the demize of all things Dukes, that he's throwing in the towel at Cooter's Place. But that said understand friends, we are all at the mercy of these big mega dollar web companies like Google, Yahoo, and Facebook, that although you may spend lotsa time on building your content, they are the censors. And if they don't like it, you get the shaft.
See ya'll on the radio this afternoon.
TTYLY



Tuesday, November 27, 2012

But give me a Holmes

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I had the fun of rolling on a toew call with friend Jared today.

Not a big deal just a scoop up for repair. We got there lowered the stinger and all, got hooked and strapped down.

After looking at it all, I know for a fact I could have done the same call with LexiBelle, sling and chains , in half the hook up time. Plus Jared never used his tag lights. Really?

Any way what ever works.

So as soon as LexiBelle gets a fuel bladder under her, the contest is on, between Jared’s rig and LexiBelle, film will be on YouTube.

Things going good, but Christmas is going to be scarce. By the time I pay everything with Charlie at the helm, as my new payee, I’ll be lucky if I have $43.00 left over, but we’ll see.

Until Thursday,

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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

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Here I am wide awake when I should be sleeping, considering I need to be vertical at 07:00 hours.

Good news from the FAA, and all.

The FAA no longer requires a specific weight limit or maximum of a pilot.

Yeppers , I can begin to get back into the cockpit.

I had an ephany the other night, restore LexiBelle, for prosperity sake, but get completely out of toewing and concentrate on flying.

However with hangar space and all being at a premium I am putting that off for a tyme.

Also thinking of going north of the river to re-establish Dixie Toewing in either Gooding, Bliss, or Hagerman.

We see. Still have everything concerning that in Burley.

Last got here to the house that Charlie is renting me, although there is some cosmetic problems such as a big hole near the toilet. Why punch a hole that big for a tiny pipe? I don't know but hey this is better than what I lived in rather existed in , in Burley, so hey.

Anymile, Internet time is critical here so will close.

See ya’ll in the ayre.

L8R

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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

For the lack of , and did you catch SOA last night?

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Here I am awake, when I should be sleeping in anticipation of the part exit out of Burley, yet besides a near migraine I’m awake.

Reason? Trying to get everything done computer and Internet wize done, before I pull the plug in the afternoon, and thus no Internet for awhile. Granted the fact that I could, quit the shop that would give me Internet. But with the work I need to do to LexiBelle>>>>pink lady[2] from the fuel tank to all over makeover, keeping the shop is needed. Course couldn’t have LexiBelle out in the cold either.

So yes been procrastinating some but by tonight I’ll be sleeping in Twin Falls not Burley.

Now B4 anybody panics here, while I’ll be bedding down in Twin , HCC, as well as Dixie Toewing will remain here and I’ll be working to build that up from over there, plus putting in duty time for the club, where resources albeit still limited, but more resources are available.

Speaking of the club, did You see SOA last night? I though Juice was toast, but Jax saved him, then there was Otto who axed that duty nurse. Right in front of Tera. Watch to see if Tera now decides to take that other job, and her and Jax split as a cliff hanger for season 6. Watch too and see if Clay doesn’t axe Juice or the other way around, then keep us waiting until next fall to catch the rest of the story.

Last, a Facebook acquaintance , Aneesh, had some pics of beautiful gals. 201 or them, many duplicates, but out of that 201 only 8 worth a second look? Hey Aneesh old buddy, include some Hazzard and southern honey in there.

Any mile, got my last radio shows to do here and then get ready to unplug tonight, so gotta get up at noon.

See ya’ll on the big road,

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If you aren't living on the edge, then you are taking up too much space.
--Anonymous
1 Peter 3:18“For Christ also suffered once for sins, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive in the Spirit.”

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Sunday, November 11, 2012

for the want of xp

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Help for the visually impaired my ass. Then there is the bitmap of Windows 7 that is quirky to say the least. Lack of older fonts and type styles and you get the drift.

Now here during the hurried Christmas season the idiogeeks at Microsoft introduces Windows 8. More bullshit to learn. I have an idea, how about Windows XP Part Duex, return the user friendly abilities of XP, combined with what's in 7 and make Windows Office assistant Clippy available again as standard fare and I’d buy that.

Now if you have all damn day to fart around with a computer or are so devoid a life that you need to nurse your computer fine. For the rest of us, give me things I can use, get rid of what ain’t and make wrenching on the damn thing easy so I don’t have to call the damn geek squad every time I need to rework stuff.

Okay then, the gal we had plugged in for a resident hen for Burley copped out, as I was sure she would. She wasn’t a bad kid, but a kid none the less, and not a very good fit for a toew service from Hazzard County, ran by an MC. SAMCRO MC to be exact, Knytes-of-Anarchy to be more exact. The good part her bugging out was good since I didn’t have to give her the boot.

Speaking of Hazzard.

The move to Twin Falls, allows a bit closer ability to resurrect things club wise in Hazzard. So ye old Crazy C, here aka AyreWolf , will be off line for a couple of months doing that.

So until after the first of the year , ya’ll have a good Thanx Giving, Merry Christmas and all that, may the next few years of Obama be better for us all. Speaking of which, I did not go out and vote, why? Simple; no Confederate States Party candidates on the ballot. When there is, I’ll vote.

L8R Ya’ll

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Colossians 1:9“For this reason, since the day we heard about you, we have not stopped praying for you. We continually ask God to fill you with the knowledge of his will through all the wisdom and understanding that the Spirit gives,”

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What about Confederate’s Veterans on Veterans Day?

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So was digging online, only to find our honey in Gooding didn’t want to remain with the club. So as such, thanx for the wifi, and grub while I was there, but aside of that, see ya’ll around the galaxy.

Okay sayin that, Today was Veteran’s Day in our nation. Sadly I heard little if anything anywhere saluting those who fought in the nations bloodiest war , the war tween the states.

While it’s a known fact that there IS a Confederates Memorial Day, and honored by 9 states currently, the question is , how about honoring both living and past Confederate Veterans?

Even to the point of honoring those Confederates that have shed blood for current USA conflicts as well as those of history such as WWII.

I propose, if there isn’t a Confederates Veterans Day, we create one.

Finally, will be off line for a few weeks, heading to Twin to get things going there, so wont have Internet, but should be back up , shortly after the 1st of the year.

Until then get in touch by phone.

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1 John 2:15-16“[On Not Loving the World] Do not love the world or anything in the world. If anyone loves the world, love for the Father is not in them. For everything in the world—the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life—comes not from the Father but from the world.”

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